Category: Adult

Saturdays Funnies: And They Didn’t Feel A Thing

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Photo taken from: http://www.elephantjournal.com/

(Bellevue, WA)

On Saturday, police broke up a disturbance between a couple arguing over which one was drunker. Both were arrested and taken to Overlake Hospital for treatment of injuries to their heads.

The police are charging them with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace, but not assault.

They each injured themselves and not the other.

It seems, according to police and witnesses, that the couple were taking turns bashing their heads into the drywall walls and the wooden door of their apartment in order to prove they were so drunk that they couldn’t feel the pain.

Saturdays Funnies: How To Insult Intelligent Women

Photo taken from: http://www.elephantjournal.com/
Photo taken from: http://www.elephantjournal.com/

(Bangkok, Thailand)

A member of the ruling junta who oversees Thai Airways International has ordered the carrier to hire more-attractive stewardesses.

“We have received a lot of complaints that our air hostesses are not pretty enough, too old and unsmiling,” Air Chief Marshal Kaset Rojananil said.

In an interview published in “The Nation”, the airline has been hiring too many college-educated women, he said, adding: “Intelligent women tend not to be good looking.”

Inspirational Fridays: Sisters Episode 1: Strawberries

If you are having a bum of a day you gotta watch this video!  It will keep you in laughing for hours!  My question is “Does anyone really converse like this?”  Laughter!